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What have you bought the one you love this Christmas?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
I imagine even a giraffe would look more like a warthog on that thingLast edited by OwlHoot; 14 December 2019, 11:50.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here -
Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostBut if you watch a normal film in full screen then won't everyone be waddling around like crabs or turtles, or aliens living on the surface of a neutron star?!
I imagine even a giraffe would look more like a warthog on that thingComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIt's a computer monitor, not for watching films.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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My little puppet parrot won't tell me what he wants. I think he wants it to be a surprise.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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BGG got a combined birthday / crimbo gift of a PRUSA SL1 & washer because apparently 1 3D printer is not enoughGrowing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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Well I've made the first blunder of the festive season. Got a custom framed coat of arms for my father for our family's surname. Got the English version. I'm English. He's Scottish.
He would not be best pleased...Comment
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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostWe believe you...
he likes it because when he watches homemade films his little chap looks bigger?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostBGG got a combined birthday / crimbo gift of a PRUSA SL1 & washer because apparently 1 3D printer is not enough
a man can never have too many toys!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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