What would Jesus’s say

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[BrilloPad]

By Jesus you mean the result of an extra-marital affair who became a Jewish freedom fighter.

I would imagine he would inflict election defeat on the Labour party.

Ooops. Silly me. It will never happen.

[scooterscot]

Indeed. If Jesus taught us anything, it was that the children of single parent households could turn out... alright.

[SimonMac]

Let’s pretend Jesus’s was alive today

What would he say ?


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You think you have daddy issues, have you met mine?

[JohntheBike]

It really is re-assuring that we can engage in this lighthearted conversation. However, beware other religions which are far less tolerant.

[Zigenare]

It really is re-assuring that we can engage in this lighthearted conversation. However, beware other religions which are far less tolerant.

I say, I say, I say, what did the 9 year old girl say to Mohammed?

A bag of pear drops? What kind of dowry is that?

[xoggoth]

What, no jokes about the second coming yet?

[Gibbon]

Let’s pretend Jesus’s was alive today

What would he say ?


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Romanes eunt domus

Well that worked but fecking Britannia is still in Europe!

[DaveB]

What, no jokes about the second coming yet?

It took him 3 days to recover last time.

[wattaj]

It took him 3 days to recover last time.

Same.