Contractor Dating Site

[ladymuck]

I wouldn't think a woman would want to date a contractor. They'd want a bloke with one that -expands- when they hookup with them..

Most things that contract are also expandable

Sadly, it's often gas.

[BrilloPad]

Q42: how long does it take you to recover from falling off a pushbike?
Q46: do you spread horse manure randomly in country lanes?

Q47. Do you know what number comes after 42? Is it 46?

[jamesbrown]

I don't want to meet women

No problem, they aren’t.

[BrilloPad]

No problem, they aren’t.

In the past, CUK posters who were known to be real women and single got deluged by offers almost every day(so I am told).

[ladymuck]

In the past, CUK posters who were known to be real women and single got deluged by offers almost every day(so I am told).

Thank goodness I'm not real

[Zigenare]

Thank goodness I'm not real

Funny that, I thought the current Mrs Zig was a trucker named Barry!

[BrilloPad]

48a. Are you practically perfect in every way?
48b. Do you put out at the office Christmas party?

[BrilloPad]

49. Is your idea of a date night to eat too much then get your boyfriend to stay up all night cooking for you so your freezer is full before he is packed off to the other end of the country?

[ladymuck]

Will you organise the CUK Christmas Do and then arrange an accident so you don't have to turn up?

[TestMangler]

Funny that, I thought the current Mrs Zig was a trucker named Barry!

That would actually explain a lot