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    Good News

    The Leader of our Majesty's Opposition is 70.

    From Friday he will have to undertake social distancing!
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

    #2
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    The Leader of our Majesty's Opposition is 70.

    From Friday he will have to undertake social distancing!
    He shagged Diane Abbott, surely that's reason enough for him to be socially distanced...
    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
      He shagged Diane Abbott, surely that's reason enough for him to be socially distanced...
      Could someone pass me the mind bleach once they have finished with it.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Could someone pass me the mind bleach once they have finished with it.
        Sadly in short supply due to panic buying

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          #5
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          Sadly in short supply due to panic buying
          Like common sense then.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
            He shagged Diane Abbott, surely that's reason enough for him to be socially distanced...
            Lost bet?

            That would make him honourable but high stakes gambler....

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              #7
              Bad news just read a BBC news article that he will be carrying on as normal.
              Last edited by SueEllen; 17 March 2020, 11:22.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                What a shame that our political viewpoints are not defined by our genetics. We could have a virus that would get rid of all the liberal lefty twats, like Corbyn, who are driven by unrealistic ideals.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  Bad news just read a BBC news article that he will be carrying on as normal.
                  This is a great time to get controversial laws through, the House of Lords will be virtually empty.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    What a shame that our political viewpoints are not defined by our genetics. We could have a virus that would get rid of all the liberal lefty twats, like Corbyn, who are driven by unrealistic ideals.
                    Looking at them I think BJ will have a heart attack and Corbyn will outlive him....
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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