Three weeks of total lockdown. All households adhering to it receive £5,000. The chavs would self-police their own families then.
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Covid 19 - Things that should be (or have been) done but aren't
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostThree weeks of total lockdown. All households adhering to it receive £5,000. The chavs would self-police their own families then.
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostThree weeks of total lockdown. All households adhering to it receive £5,000. The chavs would self-police their own families then.
- As soon as lock down was announced, snipers should have been positioned in key locations to shoot any quarantine breakers.
- When drones spot a gathering, nuke the site from orbit.
- Shut down all social media feeds to prevent stupid ideas from circulating.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostListen to scientists, not politicians.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWe should have killed Ozzy on January 20th, 1982. That would have stopped COVID in its tracks...
Subtle!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOnly £5k? Not much of incentive to us, is it.
- As soon as lock down was announced, snipers should have been positioned in key locations to shoot any quarantine breakers.
- When drones spot a gathering, nuke the site from orbit.
- Shut down all social media feeds to prevent stupid ideas from circulating.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostNo but it's not meant to be - it's meant for the idio.... oh.Comment
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Moving prescriptions & doctors appointments online/Phone.
Arranging delivery of medicine to patients in lock-down.
We have people sick enough to need medicine queuing up together at pharmacies/doctors.
Training delivery workers in safe deliveries. Keep all others off the road just have a core of trained delivery drivers with PPE and treated packages with disposable covers/handles.
Video conferences from the start.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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