The poster ShackAttack

[vetran]

Not my own work. But I got it from a physics usenet forum long long ago. I don't think it can be improved upon. The original is even longer.

"And you're boring, Louis".

and its great grandaddy was this

cursing

I curse thaim gangand (going), and I curse them rydland (riding); I curse thaim standand, and I curse thaim sittand; I curse thaim etand, I curse thaim drinkand; I curse thaim walkand, I curse thaim sleepand; I curse thaim risand, I curse thaim lyand; I curse thaim at hame, I curse thaim fra hame; I curse thaim within the house, I curse thaim without the house; I curse thair wiffis, thair barnis, and thair servandis participand with thaim in their deides.