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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    And why would we want that?

    It will coax Minnie back so we can trigger him properly.

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      Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
      It will coax Minnie back so we can trigger him properly.
      He'll come back only when Covid-29 vaccination starts on football stadiums

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        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        And why would we want that?

        Because of the threat of racist tears to rising sea levels.

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          Best press conference setting ever, just right for losers. This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose.





          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            US election 2020: How will Biden change foreign policy? - BBC News

            The world according to Joe Biden is a much more traditional take on America's role and interests, grounded in international institutions established after World War Two, and based on shared western democratic values.

            It is one of global alliances in which America leads free nations in combating transnational threats.

            What could change under Biden? A few things stand out - the approach to allies, to climate change, and to the Middle East.
            I've increased my allocation of US weapons and military stocks. Should be an explosive 2021.
            First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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              Originally posted by _V_ View Post
              US election 2020: How will Biden change foreign policy? - BBC News



              I've increased my allocation of US weapons and military stocks. Should be an explosive 2021.
              Go long on the sort of corporate equities that will trigger BlasterBates.

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                Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
                Go long on the sort of corporate equities that will trigger BlasterBates.
                I'm fully on board with the Green new deal. My portfolio is "bright green". There's nothing more satisfying than waiting for a good mood at a dinner party and then change the subject to mass extinction and extract confessions on who has a SUV.
                I'm alright Jack

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                  Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                  I'm fully on board with the Green new deal. My portfolio is "bright green". There's nothing more satisfying than waiting for a good mood at a dinner party and then change the subject to mass extinction and extract confessions on who has a SUV.
                  SUV now has a new meaning...

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                    I'm fully on board with the Green new deal. My portfolio is "bright green". There's nothing more satisfying than waiting for a good mood at a dinner party and then change the subject to mass extinction and extract confessions on who has a SUV.
                    Personally, I always like to end a dinner party with a good backwoods conspiracy story about how the lizard people have compromised the temperature sensor network, but each to their own cretinisms, I suppose.

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                      Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
                      Personally, I always like to end a dinner party with a good backwoods conspiracy story about how the lizard people have compromised the temperature sensor network, but each to their own cretinisms, I suppose.
                      A popular topic going forward will be the disappointment with respect to the EU being able to box the UK into a horrible deal.
                      Last edited by BlasterBates; 8 November 2020, 14:20.
                      I'm alright Jack

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