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    Which bit to chop off first?
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    Don't look now, but the nutter wants to join us....
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Hi girls would you like your eggs fertilized in the morning?

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        #4
        Pew! Pew! My nipples are weapons of mass destruction.

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          #5
          I'm having a bit of a problem with my man servant.
          Well lets get your man servant out and lets have a look then.
          What? No, not that man servant. My Man Servant
          etc etc
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post


            Which bit to chop off first?
            Boris: "Are you sure the vaccine does not promote breast enlargement?"
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Government jab numbers not going far enough.

              "If you can guess which hand the vaccine is in, you get the jab! If not, f**k off!"

              qh
              He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

              I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                Pew! Pew! My nipples are weapons of mass destruction.

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                  #9
                  Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.
                    Essentially, the gene that makes nipples activates in the embryo before the male sex determining gene on the Y chromosome activates.


                    Why do men have nipples?

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