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    Default When flooding hits the south

    Panic buying

    Looting

    You guys aren't good in a crisis are you?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    I think you'll find the looting is being caried out by the immigrants from the northern lands who come to the tropical south to escaped the oppression of t'north.
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    Quote Originally Posted by freakydancer
    I think you'll find the looting is being caried out by the immigrants from the northern lands who come to the tropical south to escaped the oppression of t'north.
    of course, Sotherners are well known for their polite manners, Gentlemanly behaviour and courtesy.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss
    of course, Sotherners are well known for their polite manners, Gentlemanly behaviour and courtesy.
    Hit the nail on the head. Next...
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    I had to spend Friday night in Bristol 'cos of the flooding...

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    You believe too much of what you see on the telly.

    'Panic buying' is about stocking up on essential commodities as part of an Emergency Flood Plan.

    Looting only happens in the South because there's stuff worth nicking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oraclesmith
    Looting only happens in the South because there's stuff worth nicking.
    I see, you have a better class of criminal
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    "Looting only happens in the South because there's stuff worth nicking."

    Yes up here in the north looting would not be an option. You can't light wet coal anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagpuss
    Panic buying

    Looting

    You guys aren't good in a crisis are you?
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    You tend to find Northerners make very good sand bags

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