...Helen Tay. Would you like to be a letter? Anything after d). And not x) - that's SallyAnne.
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...Helen Tay. Would you like to be a letter? Anything after d). And not x) - that's SallyAnne.
Just for reference, who are y and z? -
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...Helen Tay. Would you like to be a letter? Anything after d). And not x) - that's SallyAnne.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYou've already allocated letters that far down?
Just for reference, who are y and z?
Indeed Moose appears to be asserting that although he has already filled slots a) to d) (I thought a) and b) were questions, not people but what do I know), all other slots are available except x) - the reason why the delectable SallyAnne (all three of her) has (have?) been allocated to question x) is obscure and might be related to national security - or possibly bluetongue virus, which I believe can affect a Moose's ankles, or something equally closely related to its judgement.
Oh, and hello HelenTay
Have a banana:Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...Helen Tay. Would you like to be a letter? Anything after d). And not x) - that's SallyAnne.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostIs nobody going to do the traditional CUK greeting for new female members?
Ferret gets pissed off when we do that.Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostIs nobody going to do the traditional CUK greeting for new female members?
Welcome, Helen. May all your posts be helpfully answered.
I think that's the accepted format of it these days.Comment
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I think that only a particular word was objected to. So I propose the following :
"Please expose to the light of the world the two milk-secreting, glandular organs on your thorax".
There, no rude words at all, but the essence of the greeting is preserved.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Oh, just show us your baps.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI think that only a particular word was objected to. So I propose the following :
"Please expose to the light of the world the two milk-secreting, glandular organs on your thorax".
There, no rude words at all, but the essence of the greeting is preserved.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI think that only a particular word was objected to. So I propose the following :
"Please expose to the light of the world the two milk-secreting, glandular organs on your thorax".
There, no rude words at all, but the essence of the greeting is preserved.Comment
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