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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThere was a story doing the rounds about a fisherman who did a similar thing.
Chopping his own arm off, not the playing with rocks thing.
Found it, Wikipedia, I love you!Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by beaker View PostSeems to be all the rage to chop your own limbs off. Anyone here given it a try?Comment
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Originally posted by beaker View PostSeems to be all the rage to chop your own limbs off. Anyone here given it a try?The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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I was working on my van engine once and a gust of the wind caused the bonnet to slam down on my little finger and latch. It was stuck in a gap about 5mm wide. When somebody finally rescued me, my finger was a quarter of its normal thickess. Oddly, it was back to normal in 10 minutes and I never even had a bruise.bloggoth
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI was working on my van engine once and a gust of the wind caused the bonnet to slam down on my little finger and latch. It was stuck in a gap about 5mm wide. When somebody finally rescued me, my finger was a quarter of its normal thickess. Oddly, it was back to normal in 10 minutes and I never even had a bruise.Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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I once caught me wotsit in my flies once, but never had a penknife handy to cut the blighter off. Had to make do with carefully unzipping it.Comment
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Emily Hartridge: TV presenter and YouTube star dies in crash - BBC News
Those electric scooters are a f**king pain. Though perhaps not as bad as scooters that stay at the Heathrow Thistle....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
*Probably.Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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