What would your apprentice summary be?

[HRH]

Name: ??????
Age: ?????????
Career: ?????????
Qualifications: ???????
Lives: ???????????
He/She says: "???????????????."


Best one wins a virtual pint.

26
from strength to strength
Regional exec to VP at Vandely Industries
University of life graduate
The High life
Play hard or go home

[oracleslave]

26
from strength to strength
Regional exec to VP at Vandely Industries
University of life graduate
The High life
Play hard or go home

<Applicant assessor>

Name: 26 - Interesting
Age: from strength to strength - Hang on, another illiterate then
Career: - What?
Qualifications: University of life graduate - Illiterate and clueless then
Lives: The High Life - A chav wannabe
He/She says: Play hard or go home - Home it is then

<Applicant assessor>

[HRH]

<Applicant assessor>

Name: 26 - Interesting
Age: from strength to strength - Hang on, another illiterate then
Career: - What?
Qualifications: University of life graduate - Illiterate and clueless then
Lives: The High Life - A chav wannabe
He/She says: Play hard or go home - Home it is then

<Applicant assessor>

Another 'hater'. You people do make me laugh and just make me better.

[Lucy]

Another 'hater'. You people do make me laugh and just make me better.

Better at crying?

[Chantho]

Name: ??????
Age: ?????????
Career: ?????????
Qualifications: ???????
Lives: ???????????
He/She says: "???????????????."


Best one wins a virtual pint.

Name: Chantho
Age: Conversion from Malmooth time to Earth years not known
Career: Apprentice to the Master (formerly Prof. Yana) for 17 years so already experienced in apprenticing
Qualifications: Too many to mention, from the Insectitute of Malcassairo
Lives: Exiled from Malcassairo
She says: "chan" and "tho" mostly

[HRH]

Better at crying?

Worst-Retort-Ever.

Well done sweetheart.

[sasguru]

Poor HRH. Not the sharpest tool in the box, are ye? Never mind, you'll discover that soon enough

[Lucy]

Poor HRH. Not the sharpest tool in the box, are ye? Never mind, you'll discover that soon enough

He's a newb. He'll learn not to mess with you sas.

[HRH]

Poor HRH. Not the sharpest tool in the box, are ye? Never mind, you'll discover that soon enough

Oh come on, it was a poor retort, don't defend the indefensible

[Moscow Mule]

"hater"

"worst-retort-ever"

Get back to /. & popbitch where you belong.