At the risk of sounding like Wilmslow

[RichardCranium]

Do you mean "girls" as in plural or "girl's"?

Everyone here is nice to me but some of you are horrid to the other women.

This forum is predominantly populated by IT people.

What did you expect? Social skills?

[Churchill]

Ooooh, do tell, what happened? Did you meet someone?

Yes I have, and she's very nice.

[Diver]

Do you mean "girls" as in plural or "girl's"?

Everyone here is nice to me but some of you are horrid to the other women.

My mum always said I was illiterate?

I think that was the word she used

[RichardCranium]

My mum always said I was illiterate?

I think that was the word she used

But how do you know she was your real mum? She might have been faking it.

(I'm close to coming up with something funny, but can't quite get there. I'm thinking of the Essex girl joke where the doctor says she's pregnant and she's shocked & surprised and asks "But who is the mother?")

[NickFitz]

Yes I have, and she's very nice.

he's

[Diver]

he's

[Churchill]

he's

Now now boys, be nice.