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    EXPENSIVE hair gels are a con. Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative, but beware of bees in the summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    EXPENSIVE hair gels are a con. Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative, but beware of bees in the summer.
    Snot is an acceptable alternative.

    Method of application:

    1. Most small children will supply an adequate amount of the required fluid.
    2. Simply grab the child by the throat and rub its nose on your head.
    3. Work well in
    4. Comb or brush into the required style

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