There seem to be plenty on CUK (i'm not immune ). Have your say here. Tell us why Quantum Physics is a load of bollux and why String theory is a pile of crap.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThere seem to be plenty on CUK (i'm not immune ). Have your say here. Tell us why Quantum Physics is a load of bollux and why String theory is a pile of crap.- Quantum Physics is a load of Bolux cos I once went by Quantum air; and I can confirm that they really do fly.
- String Theory is a load of crap coz I never ever find a pice of string in my pockets when I empty them out. (furry sweets an stuff yes)
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- Quantum Physics is a load of Bolux cos I once went by Quantum air; and I can confirm that they really do fly.
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Quantum Physics can never determine what state it's in so there can never be a consensus
String Theory implies that it's all connected, innit, so why can't we teleport, read minds and predetermine the future to an accurate level?Comment
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Quantum physics is all bollox. It's just a load of scientists who've figured out they can get paid for doing sod all cos if anyone asks to see some ersults they can just say "Sorry mate, it's too small to see."
String theory is all bollox cos there is no way string can hold the universe together. Duct Tape possibly. String? No chance."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Big Bang? Big B**lox more like.
Let me explain this theory:
"Everything that ever was or will be was scrunched up into a little ball smaller than anything that ever was and we don't know what it was or where it was from or nothin' but some people say it was God
Then it blew-up and it created everything."
Yeh, right.Bored.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThere seem to be plenty on CUK (i'm not immune ). Have your say here. Tell us why Quantum Physics is a load of bollux and why String theory is a pile of crap.Comment
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Originally posted by ace00 View PostBig Bang? Big B**lox more like.
Let me explain this theory:
"Everything that ever was or will be was scrunched up into a little ball smaller than anything that ever was and we don't know what it was or where it was from or nothin' but some people say it was God
Then it blew-up and it created everything."
Yeh, right.
God sounds more plausible.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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