Recession money-saving tips

[Spacecadet]

don't post tulip on CUK

with the time saved you can increase your productivity earning you a higher day rate

[FiveTimes]

use both sides of the bog paper.

Try and take a crap at clientCo - you can bill for it and save spending £3 on bog roll for home.

[TheBigYinJames]

Biggest money saver I've found is to make your own lunch. not only do you get to choose a filling you actually like, it's a fraction of the price.

Crappy Sarny and a can of drink from a newsagent = £5
Times 24 days a month, that's a lot of wonga.

[EternalOptimist]

Save money on expensive glasses prescriptions by not wearing your eyeballs out.
walk around all day with one eye closed. Alternate daily.

[TimberWolf]

Wear each shirt for two days (but ffs dont tell anyone on CUK):

Alternatively wear a T-shirt. These don't need ironing (working on the assumption that shirts do) and are easy to wash in the sink for free.

[FiveTimes]

Ditch the cleaner and tell the wife/partner to get of their arse and do it.

[Xenophon]

Buy Laurent Perrier or Moet champagne rather than Cristal or Dom Perignon, thereby spending £100 less on each bottle.

[FiveTimes]

Ditch the ironing lady and tell the wife/partner to get of their arse and do it.

[EternalOptimist]

Buy Laurent Perrier or Moet champagne rather than Cristal or Dom Perignon, thereby spending £100 less on each bottle.

drink your own urine, thereby saving a lot on Laurent Perrier or Moet champagne

[FiveTimes]

Don't waste electricity and diswasher tablets by using the dishwash tell the wife/partner to get of their arse and do it.