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    Reverend Peter Mullen wrote: "Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan: SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with: FELLATIO KILLS."

    CHURCH of England vicars are to have the phrase 'full of tulip' stamped on their foreheads, it was confirmed last night.
    As vicars called for the labelling of gays, the Church agreed to a reciprocal arrangement which will see every Anglican priest branded with indelible ink.
    A Church spokesman said: "We arrived at 'full of tulip' after an extensive public consultation.

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    Lame. I'm a Christian and I could do a better job making fun of Christianity.

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    oh dear god no.

    FWIW, this is not representative of the C of E that i'm familiar with. i know quite a few priests (including gay ones) and none of them hold views anything like this. i guess this guy is the anglican equivalent of Abu Hamza. what an embarassment, i hope he's binned forthwith...
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    Lame. I'm a Christian and I could do a better job making fun of Christianity.
    Consciously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
    oh dear god no.

    FWIW, this is not representative of the C of E that i'm familiar with. i know quite a few priests (including gay ones) and none of them hold views anything like this. i guess this guy is the anglican equivalent of Abu Hamza. what an embarassment, i hope he's binned forthwith...
    He did say that he posted that on his blog which, apparently, has a vein of humour and irony running through it. Therefore, he reckons it was in context.

    Not that I'm defending him in any way of course (before the liberals amongst us take a swipe)...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
    oh dear god no.

    FWIW, this is not representative of the C of E that i'm familiar with. i know quite a few priests (including gay ones) and none of them hold views anything like this. i guess this guy is the anglican equivalent of Abu Hamza. what an embarassment, i hope he's binned forthwith...
    its from the Daily Mash... A comedy website

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    its from the Daily Mash... A comedy website
    but the news story it parodies is depressingly real....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
    but the news story it parodies is depressingly real....
    Thats the genious of satirical news

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    Quote Originally Posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
    but the news story it parodies is depressingly real....
    Alas, it is so.

    If I were in ironic or humourous mood, I would ask the God-botherers why God made it safe only for lesbians?

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    Quote Originally Posted by expat View Post
    If I were in ironic or humourous mood, I would ask the God-botherers why God made it safe only for lesbians?
    Cause he's a bloke. Innit.
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