The Things They Say (Numer 14 in a Series of 50).

[Bob Dalek]

I've become bored of besting him, that cretin is however search through all my posts for an i before e except after c type scenario. He must have a vacuous life. Here he comes like an over eager puppy.

I've become bored of besting him
Er, when?

that cretin is however search through all my posts for an i before e except after c type scenario
To that incomprehensible toot I can only reply that my aunty's alarm clock is rainbow with the sparrows in corduroy potato peelings.

He must have a vacuous life.
Straight back at ya, baby!

Here he comes like an over eager puppy.
I like that, and thank you for it.