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    #21
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    because knowing who was top of the charts christmas 1973 isn't a good way of starting an arguement at 12.30am when your partner is trying to sleep ready for a 5am alarm call

    Its a gift
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #22
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Women seem to remember the most trivial detail of a disagreement for years. So this begs the question why are they so poor at quizzes?
      Man & woman watching The Bourne Identity...

      Woman (after 45 minutes, pointing to Bourne): Who's he, again?

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
        Man & woman watching The Bourne Identity...

        Woman (after 45 minutes, pointing to Bourne): Who's he, again?
        Matt Damon. Stupid woman.
        "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

        On them! On them! They fail!

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          #24
          Originally posted by Incognito View Post
          Matt Damon. Stupid woman.
          Yep terrible actor!
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #25
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Yep terrible actor!
            thought he was quite accurate in Team America: World Police
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              #26
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              thought he was quite accurate in Team America: World Police
              Maatt Daamon.
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #27
                Originally posted by foritisme View Post
                I don't know, think you are in a happy marriage only to find out something I did nearly 25 years ago has stayed with my other half and made her life hell.


                <dailymail mode>

                Happy to split everything 50/50 and take on our debts (yes I know I'm a contrator and all that). Could she go for a lot more than 50/50 - kids are over 18

                <\dailymail mode>
                In all honesty It is an awful thing to go through. Have you tried relate or anything like that?
                Me and my other half had problems (after 17 years) and split up for 6 months - but we have worked it out - with the help of counseling and a lot of honest soul searching.
                It was bl00dy awful, but seems to have put us back on track
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                  #28
                  I wonder what the divorce rate is for contractors. I suspect it's higher than average, especially if the wife was retail.
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    I wonder what the divorce rate is for contractors. I suspect it's higher than average, especially if the wife was retail.
                    as in russainbrides.com?
                    Coffee's for closers

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                      #30
                      Yepski
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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