Oxymoron?

[Drewster]

So basically, someone else's problem is their fault, meanwhile your problem isn't your fault.

I am cautious
You are indecisive

I am a realist
You are a cynic

I am eccentric
You are wierd

I was unlucky
You are a f'kin moron

I like this logic!!

[NotAllThere]

Ah, irregular verbs.

I give unofficial briefings
You leak
He is prosecuted under the Official Secrets acts.

I am cautious
You are indecisive
He is schizophrenic

I am a realist
You are a cynic
He is delusional

I am an individual
You are eccentric
He is round the twist

I was unlucky
You are a f'kin moron
He deserves to lose everything