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    #11
    Qualität, Wert, Pünktlich
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #12
      Originally posted by johnhol View Post
      Hello All.

      I'm a new contractor amd have now setup my own ltd, website, email account etc etc though now looking at ordering some business cards.

      Got the design, basic logo and content though struggling with a slogan.

      I'm a Senior Tester/ Test Lead so anything testing/QA related.

      Thought about:

      Quality is never automatic.

      Adding Quality and Confidence

      But they sound worse the more i say them...the last one less though

      Any advice (sensible) would be great.
      They sound crap because they are crap. Slogans are crap. Testers know when stuff is crap and can prove it. Don't bother with a slogan. It'll only make other testers laugh.

      Unless it goes along the lines of 'Testers can prove that your software is crap'.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by Rookie View Post
        To me. To you. To me. To you.
        Bored.

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          #14
          We do QA every day,
          But you're safe with us as we're not gay,
          Wa'hay!!!

          Royalties please.
          Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

          Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.

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            #15
            Is Scunthorpe, the only town with a **** in it?
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Is Scunthorpe, the only town with a **** in it?
              No, Swindon's got one as well.

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                #17
                Arbeit macht frei!

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                  #18
                  Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

                  Don't do it.
                  Originally posted by cailin maith
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
                    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

                    Don't do it.
                    Good one. Very appropriate for a tester.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #20
                      JohnholCo: We test the **** out of everything!
                      I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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