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    Default Swineflu escalates dramatically

    1,000 more swineflu have been confirmed in the past 24 hours. Now this really is getting out of control. Good luck folks !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberman View Post
    1,000 more swineflu have been confirmed in the past 24 hours. Now this really is getting out of control. Good luck folks !!
    In the UK?

    Outside the UK dont count. What happens to johnny foreigner I dont care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberman View Post
    1,000 more swineflu have been confirmed in the past 24 hours. Now this really is getting out of control. Good luck folks !!
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    There hasn't been an epidemic in London for some time. In previous centuries it's wiped out large swathes of the population. People living in close proximity, popularity of public transport with poor ventilation, air recirculation in offices and on the tube. Doomed I tell ye!
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    CyberIdiot,

    I've heard installing wifi in your house prevents swineflu.

    In mexico they don't have much wifi, so that is why it spread so quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberman View Post
    1,000 more swineflu have been confirmed in the past 24 hours. Now this really is getting out of control. Good luck folks !!
    I've got a cupboard full of TamiFlu and Relenza.

    The rest of you,

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've got a cupboard full of TamiFlu and Relenza.

    The rest of you,

    I'll pickup your houses at auction after you go.
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