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    Default Global pandemic escalating

    Australia has had a four-fold increase in swineflu cases in one week.

    Not long now till the world population crisis is sorted.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8094353.stm

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    It's a cold!!!!!

    Less deadly than flu.......


    Storm in a tea cup

    Will just mean expensive Beechams and cheap hols to Chile
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberman View Post

    Not long now till the world population crisis is sorted.
    I'm sure you'll be missed.

    Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and were still at square one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberman View Post
    Not long now till the world population is sorted.
    Tallest to shortest?
    The Mods stole my post count!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pickle2 View Post
    Tallest to shortest?
    Alphabetically.... Shirley

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewster View Post
    Alphabetically.... Shirley
    But which alphabet?
    The Mods stole my post count!

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    Confirmed cases: 32916
    Deaths: 282

    0.85% mortality at most (likely to be much more cases, but not deaths)

    Numbers from http://flutracker.rhizalabs.com/
    Bored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace00 View Post
    Confirmed cases: 32916
    Deaths: 282

    0.85% mortality at most (likely to be much more cases, but not deaths)

    Numbers from http://flutracker.rhizalabs.com/
    Celery kills more people and that is widespread already
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    Quote Originally Posted by ace00 View Post
    Confirmed cases: 32916
    Deaths: 282

    0.85% mortality at most (likely to be much more cases, but not deaths)

    Numbers from http://flutracker.rhizalabs.com/
    Call it 1%. Sounds low doesn't it?

    Pick a number from 1 to 100.
    Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and were still at square one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Call it 1%. Sounds low doesn't it?

    Pick a number from 1 to 100.
    It's not random though is it?

    If you're old or young, or immuno-suppressed your chances are a lot worse.

    Similarly, if you're a healthy adult the chance of you dying is much less.
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