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    1. Doctors are overpaid, lazy charlatans who should be paid the same as bus drivers. If you don't go to the doctor, you'll never be ill.



    2. Tennis is only slightly above golf in the physical stakes (I like that one in particular - I can only imagine the extreme lardiness of the poster).



    You see why CUK is addictive. Only here can you find nuggets of true wisdom like the above.

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    Is that ALL you've learned recently?
    You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    1. Doctors are overpaid, lazy charlatans who should be paid the same as bus drivers. If you don't go to the doctor, you'll never be ill.



    2. Tennis is only slightly above golf in the physical stakes (I like that one in particular - I can only imagine the extreme lardiness of the poster).



    You see why CUK is addictive. Only here can you find nuggets of true wisdom like the above.

    Doctors are overpaid. £200,000 of taxpayers money for 3.5 days a week 8-3.30. Do me a favour
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amiga500 View Post
    Is that ALL you've learned recently?
    Oh and we're sleepwalking into an Islamic state, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    1. Doctors are overpaid, lazy charlatans who should be paid the same as bus drivers. If you don't go to the doctor, you'll never be ill.



    2. Tennis is only slightly above golf in the physical stakes (I like that one in particular - I can only imagine the extreme lardiness of the poster).



    You see why CUK is addictive. Only here can you find nuggets of true wisdom like the above.
    Your major mistake (well two actually) is:
    The word "Learned" and the word "imagine"

    both quite a long way outside your comfort zone.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
    Doctors are overpaid. £200,000 of taxpayers money for 3.5 days a week 8-3.30. Do me a favour
    FFS We've been through this before.


    <sigh> where do these village idiots come from </sigh>

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    FFS We've been through this before.


    <sigh> where do these village idiots come from </sigh>
    I believe you brought it up.......
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewster View Post
    both quite a long way outside your comfort zone.....

    Judging by your tennis quote, your comfort zone is the sofa with cream cakes and pies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    FFS We've been through this before.


    <sigh> where do these village idiots come from </sigh>
    Swindon. Where the best sockpuppets are made.

    HTH
    Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and were still at square one...

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    What I haven't learned is which Sasguru is pulling the levers today.

    Actually, I don't believe there are three of you. You just couldn't find three dicks of your magnitude in any one location.

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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