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    Default Job of the day

    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf W View Post
    Id dress up in womens clothes and wear a green wig for 50 grand.

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    Witches will be assessed on their costumes and character and their performance in the 'witch tests'.
    If she weighs the same as a duck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pzz76077 View Post
    Id dress up in womens clothes and wear a green wig for 50 grand.

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    That's a bit steep. I'd expect to have to pay a lot less to do that.
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    Daniel Medley, from Wookey Hole Caves, said: "The job is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch, and do the things witches do."
    What? No warlock or wizard references required? And what are the things witches do?

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    are they looking for a "new broom"?

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    Update - the new witch is an estate agent!
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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    From now on, Wookey Hole Caves will now be known as Wookey Hole Characterful Garden Flats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderlizard View Post
    From now on, Wookey Hole Caves will now be known as Wookey Hole Characterful Garden Flats.


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    Ahem.

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