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    Default Avoiding French Trolls

    I'm planning a week's holiday in France but have heard that I need to be very careful when crossing bridges due to these commonly being occupied by Trolls.

    Does anyone have any advice for avoiding French Trolls ?

    I don't want to be gobbled up - at least not by a troll

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    Take a large supply of goats to placate the trolls.
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    Perfect! Thanks.

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    There are one or two still about, apparently.

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    According to the mail, you should also take some cheese to feed the "surrender monkeys". Whatever they are.

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    I had that problem

    So I put a coal scuttle on me 'ead, adopted a funny high stepping gait, and demanded free sausages and cabbage soop.

    They couldnt do enough for me after that


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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardCranium View Post
    There are one or two still about, apparently.
    I'm honored.

    Did you get the news btw?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...y-schools.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    According to the mail, you should also take some cheeseburgers to feed the "surrender monkeys". Whatever they are.


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