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    have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it is now possible to photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it is now possible to photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
    Japanese women are not like that so its not necessary to invent it. Japanese women, the most polite women in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    Japanese women are not like that so its not necessary to invent it. Japanese women, the most polite women in the world.
    But very unlikely to give head, apparently.

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    In Japan there are vending machines where you can buy a little tube full of teenage girls spit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moscow Mule View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    In Japan there are vending machines where you can buy a little tube full of teenage girls spit.


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    In Thailand there are vending machines where you can buy a little teenage girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    But very unlikely to give head, apparently.
    Brexiteers remind me of religious fanatics, only faith, no facts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    In Thailand there are vending machines where you can buy a little teenage girl.
    I was going to ask you how to negotiate the little slot, but I think I had better back away from this one




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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I was going to ask you how to negotiate the little slot, but I think I had better back away from this one




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