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    #11
    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
    Reports of long queues at polling stations when polling closed at 10pm.

    What daft fecker leaves it until the last minute to turn up to vote!?

    Fecking clueless.
    Well, the election was called on short notice and there hasn't been much publicity about it.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      For the gurning village idiots, how do you calculate the majority?
      326 is the magic number.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Clippy View Post
        Interesting - it's not the party with the most votes that forms govt in a hung vote scenario but the sitting govt.

        Didn't know that.
        Its the sitting PM actually. As I mentioned in another thread, the PM and Government doesnt resign when Parliament is disolved or when the election votes are counted.

        The PM has to tender his resignation to the Queen first before anyone else can try and form a Government.
        I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Clippy View Post
          Interesting - it's not the party with the most votes that forms govt in a hung vote scenario but the sitting govt.

          Didn't know that.
          That tries to form a government.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #15
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            Well, the election was called on short notice and there hasn't been much publicity about it.
            Behave yourself with such nonsense! Tutch.
            I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Clippy View Post
              326 is the magic number.
              thanks

              <gurns>

              why?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                thanks

                <gurns>

                why?
                Half the total number of MP's plus 1!
                I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  thanks

                  <gurns>

                  why?
                  3 is the magic number.

                  Yes it is.
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    thanks

                    <gurns>

                    why?
                    Something to do with it being (650 / 2) + 1, perhaps?

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                      #20
                      from Gov. Schwarzenegger (Schwarzenegger) on Twitter

                      Just called @davidcameron to congratulate him on the victory. Even though results aren't in we know the Conservatives had a great day

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