Rampaging gunman sweepstake

[Drewster]

However, since they were at a disused farmhouse, I think you'll find they were trying to surround a Goat.

But I might be Kid'ing.

Didn't mean to butt in.

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(Sorry, I'll get my goat.)

That would've been funny.... except it took over an hour to post it!

but good effort....

[shaunbhoy]

However, since they were at a disused farmhouse, I think you'll find they were trying to surround a Goat.

But I might be Kid'ing.

Didn't mean to butt in.

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(Sorry, I'll get my goat.)

Not bad!!

[Chugnut]

Not bad!!

Cheers!

Clearly, I don't want to fleece this joke for all it's worth but I feel it's only fair to ram the point home.

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(FFS! Sorry...)

[shaunbhoy]

Cheers!

Clearly, I don't want to fleece this joke for all it's worth but I feel it's only fair to ram the point home.

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(FFS! Sorry...)

You might well look sheepish after that effort!!

As do I............

[MarillionFan]

It's interesting he bothered to write a letter declaring war on the Police!

Well if he needs any help, I'm his man. I ******* hate Sting!

[shaunbhoy]

It's interesting he bothered to write a letter declaring war on the Police!

Its even more interesting that he is a Geordie, AND he can write!!!!

[MarillionFan]

Talking of Geordies

Malaria nets are designed to keep mosquito's away while you're sleeping. Unfortunately, when Cheryl Cole was in Africa over the summer, she couldn't find the net.

Much like her husband.

[shaunbhoy]

Talking of Geordies

Malaria nets are designed to keep mosquito's away while you're sleeping. Unfortunately, when Cheryl Cole was in Africa over the summer, she couldn't find the net.

Much like her husband.

She can come down to our place to "convalesce"..............as long as she brings her own interpreter!

[Zippy]

There is a long coat rack with a number of names on it ...

[MarillionFan]

Body found in woods, shot to the head.

and the winner is...