Originally posted by lilelvis2000
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWhat is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?
HTH“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostFirst you need to find out if her boyfriend is a body builder or not.
Has just been released from Durham prisonComment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostLots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostEspecially if the hubby was cheap and bought it from Argos!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostThose kind rarely bother to clean.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>
Your arse ends up looking like a burned-out firework!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by LightshipAsk her if she knows how to interpret dreams......“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostLots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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