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    #21
    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    and, my wife doesn't wear her ring. Now before you think that she's chasing men at work...we work in the same damn office. And there are only two of us here.
    Lots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #22
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?
      With your track record, I'd go with something along the lines of "Hi there, can I just say that if you are ever tempted to end it all by jumping off a building, come and have a chat with me, and after that the prospect won't seem half as scary!"

      HTH
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #23
        Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
        First you need to find out if her boyfriend is a body builder or not.


        Has just been released from Durham prison

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          #24
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Lots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.
          Especially if the hubby was cheap and bought it from Argos!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Especially if the hubby was cheap and bought it from Argos!
            Those kind rarely bother to clean.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #26
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Those kind rarely bother to clean.
              Well thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #27
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Well thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>
                I thought that was after 9 pints of Guinness and a Vindaloo??

                Your arse ends up looking like a burned-out firework!!

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Well thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>
                  Have you tried Brasso? <sigh>
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Lightship
                    Ask her if she knows how to interpret dreams......
                    ..........or if she has a dog................or is a manic depressive..............or knows anything about brokering peace deals between warring factions. All these qualities would be useful in any future partner.
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      Lots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.
                      I can't recall the last time she cleaned anything...but it has been over five years since she's worn it. She can't get it on anymore since childbirth.
                      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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