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    #11
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    I'm curious to know if it was nicked from a bridge that was already built, or one in the process of being built.

    Very odd!
    It was stuff for several bridges in the process of being built some ways from here, they're widening and extending motorways. Bridge building man was surprised they'd travelled so far.

    He was ever so happy as they needed 40 'wedge plates' for one job and had only 19, yet in amongst the pile were exactly 21 pieces.

    Forgot to mention there was a nice card with the wine. Girly is happiest for that.
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #12
      what about the unbelievers?

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        #13
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Sister found several sacks of cannabis plants and growing equipment in their drive last month. I never get anything exciting, just fag ends usually.
        Was that her weekly delivery?
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #14
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          Was that her weekly delivery?





          Norah,

          have your bought one of these yet....

          Weber Charcoal Rotisserie - Weber Charcoal Accessories: Amazon.co.uk: Garden & Outdoors


          once you've got that there's no turning back.

          oh yeah, put the kettle on

          Milan.

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            #15
            Originally posted by milanbenes View Post




            Norah,

            have your bought one of these yet....

            Weber Charcoal Rotisserie - Weber Charcoal Accessories: Amazon.co.uk: Garden & Outdoors


            once you've got that there's no turning back.

            oh yeah, put the kettle on

            Milan.
            No, I'm not that much of a mug!

            Go change yer tapes!
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #16
              Originally posted by ads1980 View Post
              Good work! I once remember when I was younger, I was on a bus with my Gran and found a wallet containing loads of cards and around £300 in cash. We handed it in to the police and it was reclaimed by its rightful owner who was very happy! As a thank you he sent me a plant!! And, it still had the price on it of £2.99!! I still to this day ask myself who would buy an 8 year old boy a plant!?
              A mate who was a bus conductor found a briefcase left on his bus and handed it into the bus company's lost property office. It turned out to contain a large amount of money collected from one armed bandits, and the bus company wanted a 10% finder's fee.

              One very unhappy collecting lady.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #17
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                No, I'm not that much of a mug!

                Go change yer tapes!
                the rotisserie is the best, with the lid on you get constant temperature with the meat rotating and all the juices running through the meat round and round it goes

                yum

                best thing I bought this year

                Milan.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                  the rotisserie is the best, with the lid on you get constant temperature with the meat rotating and all the juices running through the meat round and round it goes

                  yum

                  best thing I bought this year

                  Milan.
                  The mail order bride was last year then?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    The mail order bride was last year then?


                    he he less of it

                    ask yer missus about the 'AuPair' scenes from Sex and City II

                    Milan.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                      he he less of it

                      ask yer missus about the 'AuPair' scenes from Sex and City II

                      Milan.
                      Ok, just so you understand. I've been working away all week. Do you really think my topic of conversation when I get home tonight is going to include a crap film?

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