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    .... I've just managed to wet my sock.

    I've done my undies before, as well as my trousers, my shoes, and of course the floor. I've never managed to miss the bowel and hit my foot before. Luckily it was only one foot (left).

    Good job it's Friday; I've only got the rest of today and tomorrow to go and then I'll be putting on another set of clothes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    .... I've just managed to wet my sock.

    I've done my undies before, as well as my trousers, my shoes, and of course the floor. I've never managed to miss the bowel and hit my foot before. Luckily it was only one foot (left).

    Good job it's Friday; I've only got the rest of today and tomorrow to go and then I'll be putting on another set of clothes.
    I'm guessing bowl.

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    Why don't you just sit down?
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    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    Why don't you just sit down?
    He might get his arse hair caught between seat and bowl.
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    Piss in the toilet? How disgusting. One should use the sink for which purpose it works admirably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    He might get his arse hair caught between seat and bowl.
    Nooooooooo
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    Gonorrhea?

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    Wiillllmsloooow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeitghost View Post
    Peyronie's Disease?

    That lets you pee around corners.
    What use is that?

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