Head teacher shocks pupils by eating spider

[Zippy]

I always loved Star Trek

So did I. But I regret to inform you sir, that the space under this bridge is taken.

[TimberWolf]

I'd be a perfect captain for that ship

Stanley H. Tweedle:



Wouldn't you rather be the one on the left?

[AtW]

Stanley H. Tweedle:



Wouldn't you rather be the one on the left?

No, I'd rather be with the one in the middle

[TimberWolf]

No, I'd rather be with the one in the middle

There isn't one in the middle, just one on either side.

[AtW]

There isn't one in the middle, just one on either side.

I'd prefer the living side then

[Zippy]

You need Eccentrica Gallumbits, then you wouldn't need to decide.

[OwlHoot]

I hate spiders, but eating them is

Source: Head teacher shocks pupils by eating spider - Telegraph

Almost unbelievably, a chemistry teacher at my school (before my time) shocked his pupils by demonstrating a thermite reaction in his hand.

[AtW]

Almost unbelievably, a chemistry teacher at my school (before my time) shocked his pupils by demonstrating a thermite reaction in his hand.

Did you study in a Ninja school or failing that Harry Potters place?

[gingerjedi]

I don't know what you lot have been on about but here's a spider related vid I saw on QI.

'Foot-in-bucket' for the perfect comedy climax, made I laugh.