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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostIn response to the OP I would scoop it up and put it on his doorstep. (or through his letterbox)
EO: if you're scared of dogs then shout from the front door, so you can beat a hasty if he sics it on you. GR's are fairly friendly though aren't they.
If you do want to just give him the poo back, picking it up on a shovel and flinging it at his walls/door/window would be most effective as he's have to scrub it off.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThat's a cowardly way out. Confronting the guy is probably the hardest, and most sensible , option.
EO: if you're scared of dogs then shout from the front door, so you can beat a hasty if he sics it on you. GR's are fairly friendly though aren't they.
If you do want to just give him the poo back, picking it up on a shovel and flinging it at his walls/door/window would be most effective as he's have to scrub it off.
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What, distract the neighbour on the doorstep while you splat the poo round the back?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhat is the legal position here? And if so what law does it come under?
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Damn dogs. Next door's got into our garden a couple of times last year and damaged my collection of skulls round the pond..bloggoth
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostStick in a paper bag, place on the neighbour's doorstep, light it and ring the bell.
They also suggested pointing the open end of the paper bag so that the contents would hit the carpet when stamped on.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThat's a cowardly way out. Confronting the guy is probably the hardest, and most sensible , option.
EO: if you're scared of dogs then shout from the front door, so you can beat a hasty if he sics it on you. GR's are fairly friendly though aren't they.
If you do want to just give him the poo back, picking it up on a shovel and flinging it at his walls/door/window would be most effective as he's have to scrub it off.
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