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    A friends daughter works in a top end recruitment firm in the city and received the following cover letter!


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    My hearty thank full to all which are offering a challenging career in competitive world. I ready to take this opportunity and i step forward to seeking interview in shortly. Here i parking my CV to your court.


    I have 5 years experience in Indian competitive world . Please arrange interview call for which we will be shown top 1 in these place.Company success and top position in your hand. And i waiting for your call when we take a minute later that will be chance for competitor hand so, i accepting interview call in too shortly. and i ready to join immediately at the movement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibbon View Post
    A friends daughter works in a top end recruitment firm in the city and received the following cover letter!


    Dear Team,


    My hearty thank full to all which are offering a challenging career in competitive world. I ready to take this opportunity and i step forward to seeking interview in shortly. Here i parking my CV to your court.


    I have 5 years experience in Indian competitive world . Please arrange interview call for which we will be shown top 1 in these place.Company success and top position in your hand. And i waiting for your call when we take a minute later that will be chance for competitor hand so, i accepting interview call in too shortly. and i ready to join immediately at the movement.
    Was it signed by Chetty? Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    What is that nasty spidery thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibbon View Post
    A friends daughter works in a top end recruitment firm in the city and received the following cover letter!


    Dear Team,


    My hearty thank full to all which are offering a challenging career in competitive world. I ready to take this opportunity and i step forward to seeking interview in shortly. Here i parking my CV to your court.


    I have 5 years experience in Indian competitive world . Please arrange interview call for which we will be shown top 1 in these place.Company success and top position in your hand. And i waiting for your call when we take a minute later that will be chance for competitor hand so, i accepting interview call in too shortly. and i ready to join immediately at the movement.
    Is there a translation tool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gricerboy View Post
    Was it signed by Chetty? Lol!


    That was long before your time Gimpy, been lurking long or just using a different login?

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    Quote Originally Posted by norrahe View Post
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    That was the translation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post

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    Oh that's what it is - I thought it was a flying crow having a very bad feather day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Oh that's what it is - I thought it was a flying crow having a very bad feather day.
    I always thought it was a bat.
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