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    Default Getting a Prince Alfred?

    I've been thinking about getting some body modification. I had a nose ring last year, followed with a nipple ring about six months ago. Now I'm thinking about gettings a Prince.

    Does anyone have any experience of this? Is it a little painful? Does it really bring additional pleasure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I've been thinking about getting some body modification. I had a nose ring last year, followed with a nipple ring about six months ago. Now I'm thinking about gettings a Prince.

    Does anyone have any experience of this? Is it a little painful? Does it really bring additional pleasure?

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    Is this some rude thing? Thought you didn't like rude things.

    I don't know why they don't make these piercings have some practical use. I might get a nipple ring if I could tie my reading glasses to it and stop losing them. As for a willy thing, a can opener would be quite useful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    As for a willy thing, a can opener would be quite useful.
    Not on a willy

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    Prince Albert?

    Something practical would be a light. For when that reassuring tinkle doesn't materialise even after movements 12, 3 , 6 and 9 o'cock from the starting direction fail to establish aim, except to confirm it is off, possibly badly.

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    Is there anything (harmless) you can drink that makes your piss glow in the dark? That would be quite cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    Is there anything (harmless) you can drink that makes your piss glow in the dark? That would be quite cool.
    Would be more useful than cool

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    Anyone that chooses to have elective surgery on that part of the body at this age is deranged.
    Last edited by minestrone; 8th December 2010 at 23:53.

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    A gentlemen of my (distant) acquaintance did his own Prince Albert. He was very proud of it and insisted on showing it to everyone. And I didn't know him that well It was not a pretty sight and I think it got infected.
    I stopped at my nose. Any piercing below the neck sounds far too painful.
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    I still keep my ear piercings open just for old times sake.

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