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I had ten pints then chased our new kitten around the house trying to put some ham on his back like a saddle. Then the other three chased him and tried to eat him
the missus asked me this am why I keep eating so much ham after a big sunday dinner..
one day she will find out and I will be a gonna
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Friday night took bird down the pub, had pub meal watched telly
Saturday, fixed stuff, played computer games,watched films and had a kebab for dinner
Sunday I stayed in, spent the afternoon on the sofa snogging my bird watching a film
Then back to work (:
Sometimes life is ordinaryLast edited by amcdonald; 7 March 2011, 10:32.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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I met a friend and went shopping Saturday morning, went back to my place and cooked us something to eat.
Decided to have a disco nap before going out on Saturday night, didn't wake up until 10.30 couldn't be bothered going at that point, watched a movie I down loaded "Black Swan"
Had a friend over for Sunday brunch, drank more than eat, not good. Just about got to work this morning.
I need to stop inviting people over to see my new place.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostNow imagine if you were lying about that?!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostAparently most of us lie about how we spend our weekends, to impress others.
Most common lies are about going out on a Saturday night or attending dinner parties, when really we've stayed in!
Who does this?!!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI spent saturday morning paragliding, saturday afternoon bobsleighing, went out for a slap up michelin 3* meal on saturday night, then took a bevvy of blondes home for an orgy, then spent sunday racing a vintage formula one car around the Nurburgring before finishing the weekend with a helicopter ride home and a magnum of champers.
Not much to write home about really.
Now I know you are lying: you in any thing less than a 4*!!!Growing old is mandatory
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Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostNow I know you are lying: you in any thing less than a 4*!!!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHe's trying to sound more like the common man, what whatAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostMichelin only goes up to 3*, what what. Innit.Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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