What will I do with my last 56 minutes ?

[moorfield]

The Rapture happens at 6pm local time. So it will sweep around the Earth according to local time.

I do not know whether it takes into account British Summer Time.

So you still have the Saturday sport / shopping / lie-in to enjoy.

But if you have a steak and a BJ planned for the evening, you're going to be disappointed.

Sh*t. Now I'm confused. Does this mean I have to wipe up the mess before the missus is up for breakfast?

[RichardCranium]

Sh*t. Now I'm confused. Does this mean I have to wipe up the mess before the missus is up for breakfast?

Nah. Just tell her it was Jesus' second coming.

[TimberWolf]

I bet someone's making a healthy prophet out of this nonsense.

[TimberWolf]

I bet someone's making a healthy prophet out of this nonsense.

And where's the death clock? What a rip-off.

[RichardCranium]

Sum the ASCII values of the characters in "21&May&2011" and you get 666.

So IT MUST BE TRUE.

(Ignore trivial details such as which calendar we are using.)


Edit: The world will be turned upside down on "21+MAY+2011 @ 18:00" and the ASCII values for those characters is 999 which, turned over, is the number of Aqualung. Sorry, The Beast. So IT MUST BE TRUE.

[TykeMerc]

Nah. Just tell her it was Jesus' second coming.

Coat sir?

[RichardCranium]

Coat sir?

More likely the curtains.

[Halo Jones]

Nah. Just tell her it was Jesus' second coming.

[d000hg]

It seems a toss-up which subject will spawn more threads; the rapture or the insurance orgy.

I'll let you know if I get raptured.

[moorfield]

I'm still here. What's going on then?