Originally posted by Churchill
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I went round and round and my arm fell off
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Postno
There's nothing wrong with laughing at someone elses misfortune. The Germans have a word for it which roughly translated means "Thank **** it wasn't my kid."Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View Posttulip happens.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYes, I suppose it just resonated with me particularly strongly as I have a youngster who used to be fascinated by the washing machine.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHas he graduated to power tools yet?Comment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Have read a few of the online articles and haven't found anywhere that's taking donations, and I am not going to some boozer in Crewe! Poor little guy. Hope he gets to Disneyland.Comment
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Seriously, it's rotten luck.
Many years ago, I worked in a foundry near Birmingham, and the guys there would tell horror stories about industrial accidents.
One guy was leaning over a sand mixer and his glasses slipped off his head onto the sand. The sand seemed practically motionless, although the glasses were slowly sinking into it. So he carefully leaned down to grab them, and somehow his hand was caught by a massive mixing arm sweeping round with immense force and speed just below the surface - Caught his arm, and ripped the whole thing clean off, and the poor guy died of blood loss and shock.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostNope, but do you believe in Karma?
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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