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Day 7 of the worst stinker of a cold

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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'm trying the curried goat and whiskey cure. Assuming the same strain, could you try an alternative quack medicine cure? Kebab and vodka perhaps? Bacon fries and oozo?

    We need a definitive solution to this problem.
    Please ensure SY02 has your login details so she can update us with details of how well the cure went. Ta.

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      #22
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      Worse than this?

      4/5/11 66293-viruses-getting-worse.html

      Or this?

      24/10/11 71854-bizarre-cold-remedies.html

      Or this?

      24/06/11 68095-paint-cross-front-door-ffs.html

      Or this?

      13/05/11 66629-most-impressive-virus.html

      Or this?

      1/04/11 65413-gastric-flu.html

      Or this?

      30/12/10 62480-manflu-debate.html

      Or this?

      6/12/10 61833-post-viral-fatigue.html

      Or this?

      27/10/10 59672-anyone-else-off-flu.html

      Or this?

      26/07/10 69007-suity-very-sick.html

      Or this?

      2/3/10 53047-stomach-flu.html

      Or this?

      5/9/09 46403-sinusitis.html

      Or the ironically titled this?

      13/8/09 45649-i-dont-do-ill.html


      There were over 19 pages of search results, so I may have missed a few.

      I think we should have a special suity smiley.

      Hope you feel better soon. Southern Comfort does it for me.


      Fook me that's some form. I remember asking the doctor why I keep getting so much illness, and he stared at me blankly and said "You have 3 small children, they're like petri dishes".

      A more common complaint than you'd think apparently.

      Cliphead's suggestion about vit C instead of booze has a ring of truth about it. Although to be fair I don't eat that bad.

      I think stress can lower you too, and as you all know, work has been a real wheeze recently.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


        Fook me that's some form. I remember asking the doctor why I keep getting so much illness, and he stared at me blankly and said "You have 3 small children, they're like petri dishes".

        A more common complaint than you'd think apparently.

        Cliphead's suggestion about vit C instead of booze has a ring of truth about it. Although to be fair I don't eat that bad.

        I think stress can lower you too, and as you all know, work has been a real wheeze recently.
        I think your custom sig should be 'Sick note'
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #24
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I think your custom sig should be 'Sick note'
          Needs something along that line defo.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Needs something along that line defo.
            I have the perfect solution for your catching colds, noisy kids, other people and stress.


            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I think your custom sig should be 'Sick note'
              Done the needful

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                #27
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Good effort! Is this technically stalking

                Sig amended accordingly.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Is this technically stalking
                  I wouldn't dare - I might catch something.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    I wouldn't dare - I might catch something.
                    You never know what might rub off. A little culture perhaps?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      You never know what might rub off. A little bacterial culture perhaps?
                      FTFY

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