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    I have run out of alcohol in the house.

    Bollocks.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I have run out of alcohol in the house.

    Bollocks.
    Have some of mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliphead View Post
    Have some of mine
    I've got some white spirit in the garage. I wonder if I can mix it with ice?
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    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    The pubs are still open for another 25 minutes. What's you problem?
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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    Quote Originally Posted by eek View Post
    The pubs are still open for another 25 minutes. What's you problem?
    I'd have to get dressed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'd have to get her dressed.

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    HTF do you run out of alcohol?

    You're a contractor man. Just pop down to the cellar and wipe the dust off a bottle.

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    I've got loads. But I'm not thirsty.

    Er, that didn't help did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    HTF do you run out of alcohol?

    You're a contractor man. Just pop down to the cellar and wipe the dust off a bottle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I have run out of alcohol in the house.

    Bollocks.
    Me too... about 10 mins ago

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