What do you believe?

[bless 'em all]

I believe I am God.

`I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

One Babel fish and MF is gone.

[ZARDOZ]

I believe that what I believe is **** all to do with you or anyone else.

How's that?

That's lucky as no-one else gives a sh1t what you think.

[quackhandle]

Sceptical Agnostical Pantheist. With a slice of Buddhism.

Covers all bases I find.

Always wondered why the JW's think I need help in finding a religion, no one else does that.

If I need one I'll look around, no need to bang on the door of an afternoon when on the bench during naptime.

qh

[MarillionFan]

That's lucky as no-one else gives a sh1t what you think.

Apart from Old Greg.

[ZARDOZ]

Apart from Old Greg.

I thought SS was going out with the fella with the wetsuit and racing bike? They obviously aren't getting on at the moment hence the big queeny stomp above.

[SimonMac]

That's lucky as no-one else gives a sh1t what you think.

Well seen as the OP asked the question, I think at least one person does!

[Robinho]

I believe in reincarnation on the basis that it is impossible to experience nothing.

[Bunk]

I believe in reincarnation on the basis that it is impossible to experience nothing.

Firstly, why is it impossible to experience nothing? And secondly, even if it is impossible, how do you make the jump from that to reincarnation?

[hyperD]

We're all in a simulation and I've taken the red pill and seen your pink,shrivelled, naked bodies nestling in the Fetus field pods and they're as pink, shrivelled and naked as your avatars.

[MyUserName]

I thought Phallasies was Shintoism, not Church of Scotland.

Scotland?