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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoes it rhyme with ripple?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostYou mean you fired off a crackshot whilst seated at your desk?Coffee's for closersComment
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It's easy to hide the fact that you 'nipped up', just by saying 'oohh its cold in here' or by cupping ones hands over ones boobies
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's easy to hide the fact that you 'nipped up', just by saying 'oohh its cold in here' or by cupping ones hands over ones boobies
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's easy to hide the fact that you 'nipped up', just by saying 'oohh its cold in here' or by cupping ones hands over ones boobies
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postbut how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.Comment
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Originally posted by louie View PostPoint it up and tuck into your belt, make sure the head doesn't popout though, might be considered a bit odd.Hard Brexit now!
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