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    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Bends/air embolism - would dive to 60m for 15 mins, then inflate the vest for a rocket ride to the surface.

    There'd be no way to prove if it was deliberate or not, so the family would still get the life insurance.
    Isn't that painful?
    Me, me, me...

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      #12
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Isn't that painful?
      If you don't die immediately, yes, very.

      Chances are you'd have a pretty massive stroke, followed by a heart attack so it wouldn't last long...
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        If you don't die immediately, yes, very.

        Chances are you'd have a pretty massive stroke, followed by a heart attack so it wouldn't last long...
        I think I'd rather go off somewhere very high. Get fit climbing to the top, that feeling of weightlessness / flying then the sudden stop.

        Fck it, cigs and booze.
        Me, me, me...

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          #14
          What about the idea of a random 'russian roulette' type of ending
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            1.

            2. Completely by accident
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              Fck it, cigs and booze.
              Ciggies would take far too long.

              Booze? Interesting. Not sure that would be easy to pull off. Sure, you could have a few beers and then jump under a train, but that would be cheating. A "pure booze kill" would essentially mean poisoning yourself with alcohol. I think most of us would simply pass out way before we got the that stage.

              I guess a mix of alcohol and flambeau could work (and would provide a use for the lit ciggies.)
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                #17
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                pretty massive stroke
                Not a bad way to go, arf!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                  Not a bad way to go, arf!
                  it's not possible to w@nk oneself to death.
                  If it were
                  I would have died yea....................aaaagrrrgghhhhhh
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
                    Ciggies would take far too long.
                    I'm enjoying life far too much but something's gotta get ya.
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      it's not possible to w@nk oneself to death.
                      If it were
                      I would have died yea....................aaaagrrrgghhhhhh
                      Have you caught your privates in one of those leather codpieces your were making? Seems Lvl9 crafting is not all its made out to be...
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