Originally posted by Moscow Mule
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If you were going to kill yourself...
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostIsn't that painful?
Chances are you'd have a pretty massive stroke, followed by a heart attack so it wouldn't last long..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIf you don't die immediately, yes, very.
Chances are you'd have a pretty massive stroke, followed by a heart attack so it wouldn't last long...
Fck it, cigs and booze.Comment
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What about the idea of a random 'russian roulette' type of ending(\__/)
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostFck it, cigs and booze.
Booze? Interesting. Not sure that would be easy to pull off. Sure, you could have a few beers and then jump under a train, but that would be cheating. A "pure booze kill" would essentially mean poisoning yourself with alcohol. I think most of us would simply pass out way before we got the that stage.
I guess a mix of alcohol and flambeau could work (and would provide a use for the lit ciggies.)nomadd liked this postComment
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostNot a bad way to go, arf!
If it were
I would have died yea....................aaaagrrrgghhhhhh(\__/)
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Originally posted by nomadd View PostCiggies would take far too long.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postit's not possible to w@nk oneself to death.
If it were
I would have died yea....................aaaagrrrgghhhhhhnomadd liked this postComment
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