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    #11
    Get some newspaper, roll into tubes, tie tube in a kind of knot. Put these under some small logs/twiggy stuff and apply a match. Add bigger bits of wood as per EO's post.

    Can't remember how much of a Northerner you are , but if you have a chip pan put a dollop of fat on the newspaper knots.
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      #12
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      The chimney has been swept, if that's what you're referring to.

      ehhm. what do I say...

      Soot builds up on inside of the chimney over time and can itself combust, when the fireplace has dried out over time this can lead to more problems with lighting a new fire.

      doodab was asking the question.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Get some newspaper, roll into tubes, tie tube in a kind of knot. Put these under some small logs/twiggy stuff and apply a match. Add bigger bits of wood as per EO's post.
        Yep. Rolling a double sheet diagonally is the best.

        Investing in a kitchen sized box of Swan Vestas is a good idea, if they are still available.

        A gas poker is another solution. We had a gas outlet by each fireplace when I were a lad, just for lighting the fire. I suppose it was a posh house to have that.

        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Can't remember how much of a Northerner you are , but if you have a chip pan put a dollop of fat on the newspaper knots.
        Enjoy, you lucky person.
        Never heard of the fat thing but it would work. Once the fire is lit, old chop or chicken bones burn well. Less rubbish to chuck.
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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Ok people. Help me out here. I have a lovely open fireplace here, and I'm cold. I have tons of wood (apparently 'seasoned')outside my front door, and some coal. But I have no idea how to light a fire....?
          I thought this was a thread about you burning to death
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Have you had your chimney swept recently?
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            Unused fireplace...

            Chimney fire.

            That is all.
            I can not stress how important this point is.

            If there is debris it could catch light but be a slow burn that doesn't destroy your house until later in the night when you are asleep.

            My parents always get a sweep to clear things out once a year in the autumn before they start using the fire. After that it does get used all day, every day through the winter.

            On the original question, they usually use Firelighters to get the fire burning, although some tightly rolled-up newspapers will do the job.
            Last edited by Gonzo; 10 November 2012, 05:40. Reason: Forgot the OP!

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              #16
              Build fire.
              Light cigarette.
              Get cigarette glowing nicely, place on top of the fire.
              Pour on liquid oxygen.

              (Note, always add lox to the ignition source - never the other way round, unless you like really big bangs).
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                #17
                Invite a boy scout in for bob-a-job.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  The chimney has been swept, if that's what you're referring to.
                  Also, is the chimney or flue shaped for wood or coal?

                  I was amazed to learn it can make a difference, and some chimneys are suitable only for one or the other.
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Invite a boy scout in for bob-a-job.
                    That's another way for the ladies to keep warm I suppose...
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      Have you had your chimney swept recently?

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