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    On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our forthcoming, new reality show.
    Also, the charming photographs you enclosed.
    Whilst agreeing that she could indeed make a worthy contribution to the programme if selected. I would point-out that the correct title of the series is actually 'Fact Hunt".

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    Quote Originally Posted by bless 'em all View Post
    On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our forthcoming, new reality show.
    Also, the charming photographs you enclosed.
    Whilst agreeing that she could indeed make a worthy contribution to the programme if selected. I would point-out that the correct title of the series is actually 'Fact Hunt".

    Kind regards,
    C4 programme researcher
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    Brilliant
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    Quote Originally Posted by bless 'em all View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bless 'em all View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bless 'em all View Post
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    That's by far the funniest thing I've read in the last 10 minutes.
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