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    #31
    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    No. I made a mistake in work. Nothing so saucy.
    Did you offer to 'go toe to toe on Skype' with your boss's Mrs ?
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #32
      cd /
      rm -r *

      ?????
      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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        #33
        Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
        He wanted more test data to he connected to the live database and then dropped all of the deals?

        (I know someone who actually did that)
        I know someone who dropped the warehouse stock table on a JDE system thinking it was the UAT database.

        It wasn't. Thankfully the oracle DBA was a lot sharper than everyone thought he was.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #34
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          Put it this way, I may have inadvertently conveyed incorrect information that could break a contract I did not realise I was subject to.
          he gave the bosses daughter syphilis after telling her he was clean and then found out the HR chap had caught it as well?

          Chin up!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #35
            Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
            cd /
            rm -rf *

            ?????
            ftfy

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              #36
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Is he in Germany right now???
              I'm sure we all know someone who can come to his rescue........
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #37
                Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                cd /
                rm -r *

                ?????
                The system will stay up for an amazing amount of time after you do that. I cleared up after a Doris that did something very similar trying to clear her home dir out...

                If you want to destroy a unix box I prefer sticking the rm in a while true loop.

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