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[doodab]

Agony column is genius.

http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=11642

I AM 23, single and desperate to father a child but I just can’t seem to pull women.

I don’t know why because I have a good job as a roadsweeper and have my own room at my gran’s house. I am 4ft 10in and quite presentable because I shave my hair in a cool skinhead style to hide my baldness and most people can’t even tell I have a glass eye. So I’m offering myself to your lovely female readers who might want to get down to some shagging and get in the club. I am full of man juice because I only ever masturbate once a day, and I am willing to travel anywhere in my Reliant Robin. There must be loads of girls out there who want a sprog but can’t be bothered getting into a steady relationship – maybe you, for instance?

RH, Lancs

[Pondlife]

Agony column is genius.

KentPhilip?

But I think we're missing the real issue here folks.

WTF was Platypus googling for to stumble upon that article. I think we should be told.

[doodab]

KentPhilip?

But I think we're missing the real issue here folks.

WTF was Platypus googling for to stumble upon that article. I think we should be told.

This?

Chinese Zoo Keeper Shows Dedication By 'Licking Monkey's Bottom To Save His Life'

[Mich the Tester]

KentPhilip?

But I think we're missing the real issue here folks.

WTF was Platypus googling for to stumble upon that article. I think we should be told.

I did some work with the guys who run this rather ageing search page; Startpagina.nl | Jouw startpagina voor weer, verkeer en meer

You'd be amazed what people look for on the internet.

[Platypus]

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