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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHer family invented the Prince Albert, they are a kinky bunchComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSitting down for me. I did try it standing up when I was about seven, but it wasn't very successful.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI tried it last week, with a she-wee. Got piddle all over my hands.
Did you try to move a stray pube off the rim or blast a stuck bit of poo from the side of the loo? If not you must try harder.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostI'm impressed, it sounds very realistic.
Did you try to move a stray pube off the rim or blast a stuck bit of poo from the side of the loo? If not you must try harder.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYou need one of these.
Give me a stray pube though and I'm a sharp shooter.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI tried it last week, with a she-wee. Got piddle all over my hands.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostI'm impressed, it sounds very realistic.
Did you try to move a stray pube off the rim or blast a stuck bit of poo from the side of the loo? If not you must try harder.
My crappers are always immaculate.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostLife is like a stray pube on the rim. Sometimes you get pissed off.Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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