WTF of the day

[eek]

Design patterns! We must use more design patterns!

Cue 1 year later:

Thank god we got rid of that design pattern guru. Now we won't have 10 layers of logic when all I want to do is update a record in the database

[DodgyAgent]

But you don't "get" modern OO. You whined like a newbie who learned his trade last week from a book. You don't get that traditional OO does not scale and makes testing hard. You are a numpty! I'd be all over you if you were in my team.

He's not called aussielong for nothing

[aussielong]

I'd like to say I see what you did there, but you're so stupid I don't think you realise it.

I wondered who'd bite first. You just couldn't help yourself could you?